Głupi i głupszy

z cyklu „jednym słowem obrazkiem”:
from "in a single word picture" series:

„Głupi i głupszy”
"Dumb and Dumber"

ENG:
Few days ago Ryszard Petru, the idiot behind ".Nowoczesna Ryszarda Petru" ("Ryszard Petru's .Modern" party) had removed himself from the party's official name, and re-registered it as just ".Modern" party. It was obvious preparation to remove him from leadership of this incredible joke called political party, probably due to his endless and constant faux pas that have discredited this joke-of-a-party and himself not only as a leader, but as a sane person at all. The idiocies he had said and did in past few years are so vast, that it would require literally a book to be written about it.
However, the funniest part is that the new leader of the new ".Modern" party is another idiot making constant snafus and incredibly stupid speeches - a woman named Lubnauer...
Thus the use of a poster for Polish version of the "Dumb and Dumber" motion picture, with faces of the actors replaced with faces of both so-called "politicians" of ".Nowoczesna" (Lubnauer on the left, Petru on the right).
CAPTIONS:
top
The last part of the comedy
brought to you by the creators of
"Military Intelligence Services", "Committee for Defending Democracy", "Citizens of RP"
(all are well-known snakepits of former communists, created by their officially non-existing, yet still active Secret Security)
and many other
DUMB and DUMBER
bottom:
".Modern" (.Nowoczesna)
FUNNIER THAN EVER!

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(DeS)
2017-11-25

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Elyty

z cyklu „jednym słowem obrazkiem”:
from "in a single word picture" series:

„Elyty”
"Elitles"

ENG:
The title "Elyty" is a misspelled word for "elite" (written the way former president Walesa says it), which became synonymous in Poland with fake-elites, plebs pretending to belong to elite and such - hence the English title is also an intentional play on the words "elite" and "little".

CAPTIONS:
Former president Wałęsa (left):
– Us the President... [he's famous for speaking weird ways, i.e. plural about himself]
Former president Kwaśniewski (center):
– aaa... uh... arrrgh... [can't speak due to dry throat - he's famous for abusing vodka]
Former president Komorowski:
– Dear Bolek*, yu shoult hav said "Us, the prezidents"... [he's famous for illiteracy, hence misspellings]
Former president Wałęsa:
– But me is talking only about myself!

*Name Bolek comes from Wałęsa's pseudonym when he was paid informant of communist Secret Service in 1970's. His exact operational pseudonym was TW "Bolek" (TW stands for Tajny Współpracownik = Secret Informant/Colaborator).

Update: Yes, I know "The Three Stooges" probably would have been much better English title, but unfortunately the Three Stooges are completely unknown in Poland, thus it would have been meaningless if translated back to Polish...

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2017-11-20

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Patriotyzm a ścierwa lewackie

z cyklu „jednym słowem obrazkiem”:
from "in a single word picture" series:

„Patriotyzm a ścierwa lewackie”
"Patriotism vs Leftist Scum"

Gdy zachodnie media jeszcze przed rozpoczęciem Marszu Niepodległości ogłaszają, że weźmie w nim udział 100 tysięcy „faszystów”, to jest oczywiste, że coś przeciw nam planują. Takie „niusy” w największych mediach głównego ścieku nie biorą się nagle znikąd…
Czas pokaże o co chodzi.

ENG:
When western media report already before the March of Polish Independence have even started that there will be 100,000-strong gathering of "nazis" (or "fascists"), then it is obvious, that there is something being planned against Poland. Such "news" don't show up in MSM (mainstream media) out of the sudden for no reason...
Time will tell what it is about.

© Digitale Scriptor
(DeS)
2017-11-12

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Parodia Opozycji: wybierz Polskę bez prawa i sprawiedliwości!

z cyklu „jednym słowem obrazkiem”:
from "in a single word picture" series:

„Parodia Opozycji: wybierz Polskę
bez prawa i sprawiedliwości!”

Plakat wyborczy dla PO (Partii Oszustów / Partii Obciachu / Parodii Opozycji / itd.)

© Digitale Scriptor
(DeS)
2017-11-11

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100 lat rewolucji obiecanek

z cyklu „jednym słowem obrazkiem”:

„Sto lat rewolucji obiecanek”

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(DeS)
październik 2017

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